A Joke for You

[rosebud314]

A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver. The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir? The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever. The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook. He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, 揑 think he's in the wrong place.?The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him. The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this. The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this, I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights. The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!

[Honeybee]

Very funny. LOL

[rosebud314]

Thank you. I love funny jokes.

[rosebud314]

Here's another one for you.


A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, - "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.

Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

[SewAddicted]

Thank you for my morning laugh.
Pam

[clae]

That is too cute!!!

[Deedles]

Lol!! Cute!

[Honeybee]

ROLF very cute

[ShirleyC]

Those are both cute.

[T-Bags & Rags]

Nice to see funny but clean jokes!

[T-Bags & Rags]

Here's one for you:

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!"

The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

[debi@thebeach]

Oh my gosh, you guys are too much!

[Snyder.crafting]

Good jokes. Although the Football one is a little scary, it can be a little too close to the truth in some schools.

[fun2sew]

Lol.... 2 Funny!

[fun2sew]

Another cute joke!

THANKS!

[idesign]

Thanks for the laughs! There is one of the design packs that has the "Laughter is the best medicine" or something like that.