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03-04-2009, 09:24 PM
Billy Graham was at a speaking engagement in Alabama, and when he finished he went his waiting Limo,
The driver was waiting with the door open,
Billy Graham said to the driver, "I am 84 years old, and I have never driven a limo, do you mind?"
The driver exclaimed, "Go for it!"
Billy pulled out of the parking at 70 mph.
A rookie cop caught the limo on radar, and soon caught up with the limo,
Billy rolled his window down and the rookie saw who was behind the wheel,
He excused himself and went back to his cruiser,
The rookie called the dispatcher stating that he had a "very" important person, and asked what he should do since he knew that he should uphold the law.
He stated that he knew that certain curteousies was given to important people.
The dispatcher asked if he had the mayor, and the rookie said that this person was more important than the mayor,
The dispatcher asked if it was the governor, and the rookie said no more important than that,
Once again, the dispatcher asked if it was the President, and again the rookie said, no more important than that,
A frustrated dispatcher asked who he had stopped, and the rookie said, "Well it must be Jesus, because Billy Graham is the chauffeur."
The driver was waiting with the door open,
Billy Graham said to the driver, "I am 84 years old, and I have never driven a limo, do you mind?"
The driver exclaimed, "Go for it!"
Billy pulled out of the parking at 70 mph.
A rookie cop caught the limo on radar, and soon caught up with the limo,
Billy rolled his window down and the rookie saw who was behind the wheel,
He excused himself and went back to his cruiser,
The rookie called the dispatcher stating that he had a "very" important person, and asked what he should do since he knew that he should uphold the law.
He stated that he knew that certain curteousies was given to important people.
The dispatcher asked if he had the mayor, and the rookie said that this person was more important than the mayor,
The dispatcher asked if it was the governor, and the rookie said no more important than that,
Once again, the dispatcher asked if it was the President, and again the rookie said, no more important than that,
A frustrated dispatcher asked who he had stopped, and the rookie said, "Well it must be Jesus, because Billy Graham is the chauffeur."