Words to go with images suggestions

[ewigginton]

I have started a list of sayings I intend to match up with images. These come from my "cooking" category and would work great on aprons! Please add yours to the list and hopefully we'll inspire some fun and clever works of art!

Runs with spatula.
Professional dinner maker.
Because I'm the Mom, that's why!
Five second rule in force here.
Panhandler.
Got EVOO?
Give pizza a chance.
You want fries with that?
I only have pies for you!
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.
Cork the whine!
Martha doesn't live here.

[ewigginton]

Any others?

[JenZ]

Filets well with others

Everything else that comes to mind is some sort of Silence of the Lambs/fava bean reference.

[SewCrazy]

http://www.embroidables.com/Embroidery-Design/Embroidery-Designs/Chocolate-Strawberry-Embroidery-Design-513.jpg


friends don't let friends eat chocolate alone !

[just_teachin]

I have started a list of sayings I intend to match up with images. These come from my "cooking" category and would work great on aprons! Please add yours to the list and hopefully we'll inspire some fun and clever works of art!

Runs with spatula.
Professional dinner maker.
Because I'm the Mom, that's why!
Five second rule in force here.
Panhandler.
Got EVOO?
Give pizza a chance.
You want fries with that?
I only have pies for you!
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.
Cork the whine!
Martha doesn't live here.

I am peeing my pants here!!! :laugh:

Runs with spatula!
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.

SOOOOO funny!!! These are keepers for sure!!

[idesign]

Life is short
Eat dessert first!

[twin mom]

"Something Sweet from Kim's Kitchen"

My husband thinks that is hilarious when he wears it. lol

[twin mom]

"Visualize whirled peas"

(as in visualize world peace). lol

[Alligator]

cute phrases. love the strawberry

[onesie]

when my boyfriend and i cook together i call him my "sous chef"... so, i embroidered an apron for him "Kiss the Sous-Chef!"

[Snyder.crafting]

Here are a few:

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
Help keep the kitchen clean....eat out
You have 2 choices for dinner 1. Eat in 2. Go out
Sometimes I cook with wine and sometimes I add it to the food
Be thankful.....that I cooked
My kitchen, My rules.

[tthuis]

I used to tell my girls, "Tonight we are having fish for dinner...........fish in the refrigerator and see what you can find." Many years later and lots of grandkids..........now they all fish in my refrigerator. :) Terry

[NJMo]

Oh, these are so funny. I've been told -- Two Choices for Dinner; Take it or Leave it. My mom was a terrible cook and sometimes the option was number 2.

[Luciana]

This is great

[Luciana]

That´great , I love chocolates
Luciana

[craftmama]

These are great. I really needed a good laugh this morning. (cold front came thru and I am NOT into the cold weather.) a cold front here is 54 degrees. please don't shoot me for the weather. I LOVE IT when it's in the 80's. Any way, I think I'll run over to the craft store on my lunch hour and pick up some aprons.

[windwillow]

When my children would ask what's for dinner I would tell them "Air Pie and Windy Pudding" they would just turn around and walk off. The other one was "It's Mammas kitchen...don't ask.

[Becca]

Here are a few I found in my "Sayings" folder

Flour Power

Thyme
On My Hands

Please Keep This Person Out Of The
Kitchen. Thank You, Fire Dept.

May The Forks
Be With You

Too Hot
To Handle

I'm Still Hot
It Just Comes In Flashes

Avoid Fruits and Nuts ...
You Are What You Eat.

[Carlene]

Love the 5 second rule! Daughter uses it all the time. Now I see it in embroidery .......

Great ideas! Thanks

[Lisaa]

Fun topic! My dh is a hopeless pea addict so I tell my ds, who hates peas, "Give Peas a Chance!"

[Cynelle]

No I refuse to give peas a chance... I'm with your ds I hate peas.:thumpdown:


Fun topic! My dh is a hopeless pea addict so I tell my ds, who hates peas, "Give Peas a Chance!"

[danamom4]

Love these. They are so funny. Can't wait to use them.

[danamom4]

I saw this one the other day
If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, easy and cheap!!!
I would add sweet to that.

[Granny313]

I love all these sayings. Especially here at Christmas. They would be perfect on aprons as gifts. Keep 'em coming!!!

[lotto64]

I have a very old cross-stitch I made in my kitchen..."Too many wines spoil the cook."

[mythreesons92]

great inspiration, thank you

[grniys]

Oh cool! This is a great list.

[tkk1977]

As my mom says
This isn't Burger King, You don't get it your way

[valducci]

When my friend Pam's five kids started clambering for supper, after and especially bad day, she'd tell them, "IT'S YOYO NIGHT!"...You're On Your Own!!

[danamom4]

I saw this at a local store--Mom and daughter matching aprons. These were
b &W houndstooth with pink trim. The mom's said "Domestic Diva. The little one said "Diva in training" We are going to make them with zebra print and me and the two girls will each have a different contrasting color.

[Thread artist]

These are fabulous for aprons.....mind if I borrow some of them for the aprons that I am going to sale at a fund-raiser???????

[stewash]

How about these?
How Merlot will you go?
Tomorrow will just be another Chardonnay...
Olive you...
Give peas a chance

[katiedoodles]

It is a little long, but my mother-in-law says this all the time: "I don't eat anything organic, at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!" She doesn't know it, but it's on an apron she will get for Mother's Day.

[flakeymom]

all of these were fabulous reading. Thanks to all who participated!!! I have some grand ideas now!!!:trytofly: