Lawyer Jokes

[NJMo]

Yes, I've heard a lot of lawyer jokes...

The ones that keep coming up:

What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny; no one else thinks they're jokes.

and

Why do you bury lawyers 600 feet underground?
Because deep down they're good people.

Yes, I would love to hear your best lawyer joke. We do think they're funny - at least some of them are funny...