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vtaylor12
02-06-2008, 11:38 AM
I loved this when I read it ....


The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss as ked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..............

"ME ."

artsiegirl
02-06-2008, 02:59 PM
Very funny! My fil thought it would be cute to teach my boys his phone number when they were very young and told them they could call him anytime they wanted. At 2 a.m. one morning his phone rang, and a whispered little voice said, "Papa...it's Austin." My fil asked him where are you right now and Austin said, "Ches and I are hiding under the bed so Mom won't find us when she wakes up!" They called him many more times after that, and he quickly regretted teaching them the number!

hardworkfhe
02-06-2008, 07:49 PM
That's just like a kid!

LottieJo
02-27-2008, 08:01 AM
Thanks for a good laugh! That made my day. Jo

Emily W.
03-11-2008, 02:12 PM
Ok, that's a joke that I can remember the punch line! I always screw up good jokes....thanks for sharing!

Cynelle
03-29-2008, 08:09 PM
ROFLOL That is soo funny. I can totally see it happening too. Thanks for sharing.

mandi224
05-03-2008, 09:50 AM
That is so funny!! I was that kind of kid and I am afraid my son will be that way too.