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Old 01-20-2010
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Default Calmness In Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a
little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never
finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
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I love this! I am planning on passing it onto some friends!

Oh, if I could finish 10% of what I start it would be a big accomplishment
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Lottie, this is soooo funny, when I started reading I worried that I would never find inner peace. There are just too many unfinished projects for me to deal with in this lifetime! I think that I'll have a look around and see what I can finish, starting with the leftovers of the walnut chocolate torte!!
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Great advice Lottie Jo! I love it! Thank you for posting it!
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